By Andris Bear
Unless you're living underground with the trolls (don't pretend they aren't down there), you know today is Thanksgiving, the day families across the United States get together for mandatory fun and turkey.
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Even though you're all feasting with your loved ones rather than reading this silly blog post, I thought I'd share a little something--FUN FACTS, YA'LL--with you.
1) Did you know Sarah Hale, the author of "Mary had a Little Lamb," campaigned for twenty years, spanning five presidents, for Thanksgiving to be recognized as a national holiday? On October 3, 1863 President Abraham Lincoln decided to declare the last Thursday in November our national Thanksgiving.
2) Because white meat is so popular, turkeys have been bred to have huge breasts (don't snicker). So much so that the male turkey is unable to mount the ol' gal. Almost all domestic turkeys are artificially inseminated.
3) Forks had not yet been invented, so pilgrims ate with spoons, knives and their fingers. Which is really not that much different from how the men in my family eat.
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4) Male turkeys gobble. Hens cluck.
5) A 16 week old turkey is called a fryer. A five to seven month old turkey is called a roaster. Niiiice. Name the poor buggers after how to cook them.
"I love Thanksgiving turkey. It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts." Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Hope you enjoyed my useless little ditties. Have a WONDERFUL Thanksgiving!