By Andris Bear, Countess of Sass
Yesterday I was driving my mini villains to school and the guy on the radio mentioned a new survey on what turned people off about Twitter and Facebook. Being a social media hooker extraordinaire, I wanted the deets. Below are the top ten things (in random order) that annoy the crap out of your friends and followers.
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1. Diet and exercise (53%)
This just makes me feel fat and lazy. Cut it out.
2. Sharing every meal (pictures) (45%)
This just makes me hungry. Which in turn reminds me that I am fat and lazy.
3. Game inviters (37%)
THIS. I hope you all choke on your Farmville crops. STOP INVITING ME TO PLAY WITH YOU!
4. Cryptic status writers (43%)
Very annoying. Man up and post what is on your mind or cry in the corner and leave us in peace.
5. Checker-inners (share every single place they go to) (26%)
Meh. Don't really give a rip.
6. Proud parents (36%)
*looks around bashfully* I am one. Feel free to hate me.
7. Oversharers (32%)
I'm thinking I'm one of these as well. I can feel your death glares. Please stop.
8. Constant engagers (like and comment on everything) (22%)
What are you doing on social media if you don't want to be engaged? This makes no sense!
9. Event spammers (25%)
Haven't noticed these in my feed. But rest assured I will hate you with impunity should you pop up.
10. Self-promoters (19%)
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY, YES! How did this get to the bottom of the list? It is my number one peeve. I don't mind promotion, but if it is all you do?! Get thee behind me, Satan.